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This story was sent to me by a reader by email. Now my whole email crashed and it got erased. Could the original sender please send it agian! Thanx' Hey if you have any more, send them to me and if I like them I'll put them up!
So now what happened was suddenly I got two different people sending me this story, so I put up both. Scroll down to read both.
Version 1
Announcer One: Hi people, today Saturn & Chibi Moon will fight.
Announcer Two: But what's weird is that they're best friends. How are they going to fight each other.
Bell- !!ding!!
Saturn: Hi Chibi Moon, ready to fight?
Chibi: More then ready.
Announcer Two: Come on lets fight.
Chibi: Ok... Sugar Heart Attack.
Announcer One: Oh, and a brilliant move by Saturn to dodge Chibi-Moon's attack.
Saturn: Ha ha. Take this... [Pokes Chibi-Moon with wand].
Chibi: Ouch ouch, hey no fair... I'll get you.
Sailor Jupiter: Now this is a hard core battle.
Announcer One: Wow now Saturn is poking Chibi. They're fighting like a couple of twelve year olds.
Announcer Two: They are a couple of twelve year olds.
Announcer One: Oh yeah....
Chibi Moon throws her wand at Saturn and it gives her a bump.
Saturn: Ouch.
Announcer two: I dont think anyone will be using there attacks tonight. They're having too much fun just poking each other... Oh Brother!
Saturn throws her wand at Chibi Moon and she falls to the ground. Saturn walks over and holds Chibi in a head lock.
Announcer One: 1 ... 2 .... 3 .... And Saturn is the winner!
Announcer Two: This is not a wrestling match, this doesn't declare Saturn the winner.
Announcer 1: [Whispers to Fred] Hey, I'm just calling it a game, like I really want to sit here and see these two continue to have a cat fight. Even the audience is bored. Plus they can be at this for hours.
Sailor Moon: Trust me, they can! Plus look at the audience.
Audience: zzzzz.....
Announcer two: And Saturn is the winner.... [to audience] Wake up people, I said Saturn is the winner.
Saturn: Yes I Rule.
Anouncer One: Well that's all for tonight, unfortunately.
The End
By Sailor Sun: van20147@sbsd.org
Version 2
Announcer One: I sigh today as I give over my duties to a special announcer for this battle. Your announcers today will be Sailor Venus and Sailor Moon ... enjoy!
Announcer Two: Noooo.... I don't want to go.... I like my job... I want to stay...
Fred is holding on to the press booth post and Bob has to pry him off.
Announcer One: Come on, it's just one battle. Plus this will give us a time to catch up with our social life...
Announcer two: What social life?...
Announcer one: Oh, shut up... we'll go home and watch movies okay?
Announcer two: Cool, can I choose the movie ...?
As they leave the stadium the battle begins.
Venus: This is going to be a hard battle for them two! I can't believe they're willing to do this, can you?
Moon: Shut up, if they want to do this, they can, so don't butt into there friendship!
Venus: Here comes Chibi~Usa.
Chibi~Usa: Where's Hotaru I'm gonna rip her to shreds!
Tuxedo Mask: Calm down hun, she's you're best friend remember?
Moon: Ohh wait wait wait here come's Hotatru.
Hotaru: Saturn planet power make up!
Chibi~usa: Moon crisis make up!
Moon: Are you guys sure, having Sailor Saturn this mad is a good thing? She can destroy the univese... and I don't think I can bale out everyone again.
Saturn: Let's go... Silence Glave!
Chibi-Moon: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! MYYY POWERRRRRR ISSSSS DRAAAANIGGGGGGG.
Moon & Venus: Chibi-Moon!
Saturn: That'll teach you to mess with Sailor Saturn Senshi of death because she destroys all that bothers her!
Chibi-Moon: [Staggers to her feet] NOO YOU CAN TAKE MY ROOM, YOU CAN TAKE MY HOUSE,YOU CAN TAKE MY STORIES, MY LOVE, ANYTHING BUT YOU CAN NEVER TAKE ME AND MY FAMILY'S FUTURE NEVER.
Saturn: You annoyed me, and now you'll pay. No one annoys me and lives to tell about it.
Sailor Uranus and Sailor Neptune run onto the stage.
Uranus: Saturn honey, you can't go around "getting rid" of people who annoy you. You and Chibi-Moon are best friends and friends fight. They fight and then they make up. You don't go around killing them if they annoy you now and then. If your best friend doesn't annoy you who will?
Neptune: Don't do this. We know no one ever explained this to you... but friends fight, and annoy each other but they also love each other!
Saturn: You're right! I love Chibi-Moon, she's my bestest friend in the whole wide world! Please let this fight end please, please!
Chibi~Moon: That sounds good to me, Friends... [She streches her hand out to Saturn]
Saturn: Friends... Forever.
They hug and the audience cheers!
Moon: You heard the girl.. this fight is OVER!
The End
By FROGLOVE: froglove@KUA.NET