Announcer 1: It's 9 o'clock in the Moon Combat Stadium. The seats are packed with spectators eager to see a fight between that yellow Pokemon, Pikachu and that super powered feline, Luna. This event is getting so much fanfare! Wow!
Announcer 2: Through the door of Silver Peace we have Pikachu, followed by Ash, who has let all his Pokemon out to watch this spectacular event.
*Crowd dressed in yellow costumes waves flags and cheers wildly*
Announcer 1: And through the other door we have Luna!
*Crowd dressed in pink throws moon shaped confetti everywhere. Huge stuffed cats are waved*
Announcer 1: The two opponents have climbed into the ring and.....
Announcer 1: Luna jumps through the air and creates......
Announcer 2: *gasp* A bazooka!
*crowd gasps in horror. Luna fans stomp and cheer wildly*
Announcer 1: The ferocious feline is taking aim and... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Announcer 1: Misses!
Announcer 2: Oh no! The blast hit someone. Oh boy! Luna's blast hit Artemis!
Luna: Oh noooo! I've gotta help him!
Announcer 1: Luna has just created an enourmous First Aid kit and is now patching up her beloved.
Announcer 2: But Pikachu is sneaking up behind her!
Announcer 1: And ooohhhh Luna is knocked into the back row by that well known Thunder Attack. Pikachu seems to have been training lately.....
Luna: You crummy little lightbulb faced Pokemon! Say your prayers Pika-poo! Feel the power of the moon.....Eat moon dust! If I can't beat you with my power I'll beat you with my intelligence one thing your trainer hasn't taught you because he doesn't have it himself.
Sailor Moon: You tell em Luna.
Sailor Moon: Hey don't take my transformation pen.....
Luna: Luna pen transform me into my human form.
Announcer 1: Wow Luna has turned into her human form also known as Princess Kaguay.
Announcer 2: Wow what a babe!
Artemis: Back off dude, she's mine!
Announcer 1: Is she allowed to do that?
Artemis: Of course she can. If a pokemon can evolve than My Luna can transform!
Announcer 2: Whoa, okay calm donw Kitty!
Luna: Moon Magic Dust......SPARKLE!
Sailor Moon: Whoa, you put Pikachu to sleep!
Ash: Aw, man and I don't have any antidote to wake him up.
Announcer 2: This means Luna wins!
*Crowd cheers loudly while the spectators in yellow look angrily at Ash.
Ash: Uh, Oh I think I better jet! Run......
The crowd chases Ash out of the stadium screaming.
Announcer 1: Well I guess that ends another moon combat!
Announcer 2: [to Luna] So Luna you free tonight?
Luna shrugs and walks away.
Announcer 2: Oh way harsh!
Luna: [picking up artemis] Come on Kitty cat, we can go home now!
Artemis: Who you callin a Kitty.
Luna: YOU, you Dummy?
Artemis: Who you callin a Dummy?
The two leave bickering wtih each other.......
Lady Jupiter: They'll never change......